{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "how are you 40 years old and not know how stainless steelcookware works\nstainless means it won't fucking rust not that you can't...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/720239184362733568/", "html": "<div class=\"question\"><strong>Anonymous</strong> asked: <p>how are you 40 years old and not know how stainless steelcookware works</p><p>stainless means it won't fucking rust not that you can't polymerize oil into it</p></div>\n<p><a href=\"https://www.tumblr.com/kontextmaschine/720237986125627392/kudos-to-everyone-who-recommended-bar-keepers\" target=\"_blank\">My</a> mother leaned in to the housewife domestic martyrdom and kept kitchen work to herself, then they skipped me to &ldquo;Computer 2&rdquo; in middle school because they thought I was smart (it was really a typing sequence and I didn&rsquo;t know how to type) and that screwed up the rest of my (not really) elective cycle so I never had Home Ec, since then I guess my pans were either coated or cast-iron?</p>"}