{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "\u2014The \"Average\" Side of Overweight\u2014", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/719957216352927744/", "html": "<p>Yeah, okay, we are now at</p><h2>\u2014The &ldquo;Average&rdquo; Side of Overweight\u2014</h2><p>A few different signs:</p><ul><li>The bottom edge of the stomach has fully firmed up and the stomach is now fully encapsulated <i>within</i>, not upon, the torso</li><li>The sides have shrunk in so that the torso is rectangular in profile, and from the shoulders through the chest and through the stomach to the waist now appear as a single unbroken plane</li><li>I can now suck in my stomach far enough that the forwardmost part of the body is the chest</li></ul><p>I was last this thin in <i>fourth</i> grade</p>"}