{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Pinball friend posted HS graduation photos of his daughter on Facebook and I'm like \"What?! That kid's only\u2026 ::maths out how...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/719858117691801600/", "html": "<p>Pinball friend posted HS graduation photos of his daughter on Facebook and I&rsquo;m like &ldquo;What?! That kid&rsquo;s only\u2026 ::maths out how long I&rsquo;ve been in Portland:: <i>hmmm</i>&rdquo;</p>"}