{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Today I spilled my creatine/protein shake mixing mug before I added water, but after some thought I was able to slide a broad...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/719781249669005312/", "html": "<p>Today I spilled my creatine/protein shake mixing mug before I added water, but after some thought I was able to slide a broad knife under it on the countertop and dump it back in, except the whole time was like</p><p class=\"npf_chat\"><b>also me:</b> holy shit, did you learn a life skill from powder drugs BESIDES the metric system?</p>"}