{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "You still occasionally see Internet Tough Guys threatening to show up at my door and I'm like you show up to my door and you...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/719658608220094465/", "html": "<p>You still occasionally see Internet Tough Guys threatening to show up at my door and I&rsquo;m like you show up to my door and you either start off appreciably  below me or teetering on an edge it&rsquo;s <i>really</i> easy to push you back from, it&rsquo;s hard to be too intimidating then</p><p>And I KNOW the obvious move is to start off down but barge in when I open the door.</p>"}