Awake and filled with indescribable self-disgust!
Awake and filled with indescribable self-disgust!
No, Frank! We love you and think you’re wonderful!
I am the #1 Self-Indulgent Douche of 2013
*Everyone claps*
Frank being self-indulgent is good
That is just my opinion, frankly
Thank you for the positive feedback, Frank.
*Everyone claps and throws roses onto the stage*
Hell yeah we do, you’re awesome!
Thanks, everyone!
*Unexpectedly, Frank pulls out a bagpipe and begins to play a glorious fanfare*
Everyone is overcome with emotion
Oh my, you’re so talented!
*Frank begins to ascend toward heaven in a ray of celestial light, while the crowd stands in rapturous silence, moved by the glory of Frank’s transcendental being*