{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "if I was matt murdock and I found out the same chemical spill that blinded me and lit the world on \u201cfire\u201d turned a bunch of...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/718082404628267008/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://imposterogers.tumblr.com/post/715072934239256576/matt-trying-to-recount-his-childhood-and-ignore\" target=\"_blank\">imposterogers</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://imposterogers.tumblr.com/post/674761690091569152/im-not-going-lie-the-thought-of-matt-finding-out\" target=\"_blank\">imposterogers</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://imposterogers.tumblr.com/post/671134443931598848/if-i-was-matt-murdock-and-i-found-out-the-same\" target=\"_blank\">imposterogers</a>:</p><blockquote><p>if I was matt murdock and I found out the same chemical spill that blinded me and lit the world on \u201cfire\u201d turned a bunch of turtles into pizza loving ninjas I would lose it actually </p></blockquote><p>I\u2019m not going lie the thought of matt finding out he\u2019s radioactive ooze brothers with this particular version of the tmnt has me in tears </p><div class=\"npf_row\"><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"800\" data-orig-width=\"1200\"><img src=\"/media/eb89908910b9ffd91d087fbf740fb510e7e858e6_15bc5df0330f.jpg\" data-orig-height=\"800\" data-orig-width=\"1200\" srcset=\"/media/ab8e035f259a32d77a8f9d917217f63ffa44eb1b_976051881395.jpg 75w, /media/8c43d36901ff46c3462e2d06dc6d27c4341d9849_4ab318d46e63.jpg 100w, /media/8578b6c308898eddac1b3a4ba88732cc4b2ddd00_542aeb6c5825.jpg 250w, /media/d6f81905df5894e3de4a2e5d5c9f671980b990d7_5a378545e6e1.jpg 400w, /media/9fa0bfcda058eec35aa7a9372be658423b3bbc39_aea458787469.jpg 500w, /media/50dfafed67cde415da8835eb4e279c7ab70452af_f3f494cbe6a0.jpg 540w, /media/eb89908910b9ffd91d087fbf740fb510e7e858e6_15bc5df0330f.jpg 640w, /media/73a2c5331650e95c1f7ff01030f8fb86bbfc28b5_502c20015f10.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\"/></figure><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"562\" data-orig-width=\"1000\"><img src=\"/media/db73ba3a8bf90f2e25b8293f668bbc7da13e2598_d220a482c862.jpg\" data-orig-height=\"562\" data-orig-width=\"1000\" srcset=\"/media/9455a6c136c0cbb5df7069c08a1720573b9817e3_66ab23eef85b.jpg 75w, /media/18a69165a514e022a8a6dcd3f106cebdbd309b1c_05b19cecd552.jpg 100w, /media/e085507db468cdc5e4d5ca855d788d74ca60b5a1_a3e898fae040.jpg 250w, /media/4498b7a24482c9a1b1f31e7a7ec6c1b6710b41ba_899e9042df24.jpg 400w, /media/b56e51201ae41ff4cdfeef41c8fdd70380551c65_4be9683a67fb.jpg 500w, /media/66ee96bd392d5f34586aef9b631329d414c902db_a6f15aca4722.jpg 540w, /media/db73ba3a8bf90f2e25b8293f668bbc7da13e2598_d220a482c862.jpg 640w, /media/7d92c7f13c3e492a77da158cb7e7c271624fef5b_59e7cf1ab142.jpg 1000w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\"/></figure></div></blockquote><p><b>matt, trying to recount his childhood and ignore the smell of turtle, three day old pizza, and sewer:</b> \u2026..so yah, after my dad died I was basically on my own. </p><p><b>the turtles, already planning on buying their radioactive waste brother a shirt that says \u201cI fell in radioactive waste and all I got was these glasses\u201d: </b>cowabummer dude. our dad\u2019s a rat </p></blockquote>", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/eb89908910b9ffd91d087fbf740fb510e7e858e6_15bc5df0330f.jpg", "thumbnail_width": 640, "thumbnail_height": 427}