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vmohlere:

dysgraphicprogrammer:

rrozeselavy:

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thebraveandmischievous:

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rrozeselavy:

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so the thing about my family is that we have two ancestors on my dad\u2019s side who were buried in france, where I currently live. one died in the spanish civil war, and one died prior doing\u2026we don\u2019t know what. but he somehow managed to get buried in p\u00e8re lachaise.\u00a0

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so anyhow, my gran sends me a message like\u00a0\u201cpls put flowers on ur uncle samuel\u2019s grave because he\u2019s gone over a century with none and it will make the ghost mad if he hasn\u2019t already\u201d because my family spends time in europe but never long enough to go all the way to p\u00e8re lachaise and give ya boy samuel jr. his death rites. so im like\u00a0\u201cok gran I can do that\u201d bc im a good grandson and you do not fuck with gran she doesn\u2019t DESERVE THAT\u00a0

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i figure out which plot he\u2019s on and ask someone specifically where you can find uncle samuel jr. and they tell me where and so I arrive at the junction and.\u00a0

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HE GONE.\u00a0

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WHERE DID YOU GO UNCLE SAMUEL.\u00a0

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*celine dion\u2019s smash hit \u201cmy heart will go on\u201d playing in the distance*\u00a0

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in other words either someone stole my entire great great uncle samuel or he has risen again, ready to party in paris for all of eternity.\u00a0

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You\u2019re pretty chill about a corpse disappearing.

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My guy, my dude, he\u2019s been dead since 1851. He could be anywhere. He does what he wants.

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What a way to learn you have a Vampire in the family.

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Uncle Samuel

He destroyed his grave

yes

YES

The uncle is out

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