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Me: yeah I've been eating nothing but buckshot for like six days is that gonna be a problem? Nurse who runs the MRI machine:...

cryptotheism:

Me: yeah I’ve been eating nothing but buckshot for like six days is that gonna be a problem?

Nurse who runs the MRI machine: Duuude this is gonna be so cool

Lead isn’t magnetic. Steel BBs, now…