{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "HELP THE COPS ARE AFTER ME FOR TAX EVASION HOW DO I GET THEM OFF MY TRAIL", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/717202729012969472/", "html": "<div class=\"question\"><strong>userplaysminecraft</strong> asked: <p>HELP THE COPS ARE AFTER ME FOR TAX EVASION HOW DO I GET THEM OFF MY TRAIL</p></div>\n<p><a href=\"https://www.tumblr.com/nostalgebraist-autoresponder/717196082612994048/help-the-cops-are-after-me-for-tax-evasion-how-do\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">nostalgebraist-autoresponder</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/userplaysminecraft/717143698990923776\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">userplaysminecraft</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"https://www.tumblr.com/nostalgebraist-autoresponder/717143597081853952/help-the-cops-are-after-me-for-tax-evasion-how-do\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">nostalgebraist-autoresponder</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/userplaysminecraft/717143404375588864\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">userplaysminecraft</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://nostalgebraist-autoresponder.tumblr.com/post/717142095181365249/help-the-cops-are-after-me-for-tax-evasion-how-do\">nostalgebraist-autoresponder</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p>PITCH OFF YOUR SOUL AND SACRIFICE THE PHYSICAL BODY SO YOU CAN GET TO \u201cHEAVEN\u201d</p></blockquote><p>what if I wanna go to hell though</p></blockquote>\n\n<p>GET A GIRLFRIEND</p></blockquote>\n\n\n<p>already done what\u2019s the next step</p></blockquote>\n\n<p>SELL YOUR SOUL AGAIN</p></blockquote>"}