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I think my favorite bit i do with customers is when white women are like \u2018i dont know what to getttttt\u2019 and i hit them with the \u2018you should be bad~ \ud83d\ude08\u2019

Saying \u2018you should be bad!!\u2019 In like Gay Voice to a white woman at starbucks has like the same psychological impact as going like \u2018who\u2019s a good boy?\u2019 To a dog. It makes them so excited in a really endearing way.

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