{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "POV you\u2019re the king and i just made an inappropriate joke about your virility in front of the whole royal court and you want to...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/716155196901883904/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://isawken.tumblr.com/post/711718116780048384/pov-youre-the-king-and-i-just-made-an\" target=\"_blank\">isawken</a>:</p><blockquote><p>POV you\u2019re the king and i just made an inappropriate joke about your virility in front of the whole royal court and you want to punish me but you can\u2019t react in anger lest the court think my joke is true </p><div class=\"npf_row\"><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"986\" data-orig-width=\"966\"><img src=\"/media/f09cca4c4e73c20f60e2e6fa9e7b6b70a36b7a29_2be6861c0056.jpg\" data-orig-height=\"986\" data-orig-width=\"966\" srcset=\"/media/fbefb4110ebdf8fc2d66a2f5120b46f177eafacc_71f194713ba9.jpg 75w, /media/3f523ca17b6573e4d8314f486db245faa91885a0_82f3bdc4a650.jpg 100w, /media/9203c8b9662d682d1ecc012bbdcb6cf9e4f51074_e0ae6d759ae2.jpg 250w, /media/d29a77c3a6f9fe67a2cf0c5ff0b889b6549192d5_f3fc96efb8a5.jpg 400w, /media/d054cf43ed9af60318bd21ce9c328734d6ba1b17_9a19bc6a52c1.jpg 500w, /media/db2fa6848764f16a5b00efbb360c806fe911979d_d5999a88c34d.jpg 540w, /media/f09cca4c4e73c20f60e2e6fa9e7b6b70a36b7a29_2be6861c0056.jpg 640w, /media/ed3b0360e7f47e65dde3749d9a4c41f0e98faaa6_2bd7224b885d.jpg 966w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 966px) 100vw, 966px\"/></figure></div></blockquote>", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/f09cca4c4e73c20f60e2e6fa9e7b6b70a36b7a29_2be6861c0056.jpg", "thumbnail_width": 640, "thumbnail_height": 653}