{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "i hate when somebody posts some shit on here like \"it's gay as fuck for a man to eat breakfast\" because then im like well shit...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/716143184924786688/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://aflo.tumblr.com/post/709640120596316160/please-just-call-me-a-faggot\" target=\"_blank\">aflo</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/just-messing-around/709640004926865408\" target=\"_blank\">just-messing-around</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://haystarlight.tumblr.com/post/709637869623558144/gay-as-fuck-to-study-and-do-homework-gay-as-fuck\" target=\"_blank\">haystarlight</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://aflo.tumblr.com/post/709572637927587840/if-i-knew-yall-were-gonna-positive-memes-my-post\" target=\"_blank\">aflo</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://mytrinketsandknickknacks.tumblr.com/post/709568571802632192/gay-as-fuck-to-brush-your-teeth-gay-as-fuck-to\" target=\"_blank\">mytrinketsandknickknacks</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://aflo.tumblr.com/post/709521393065377793/i-hate-when-somebody-posts-some-shit-on-here-like\" target=\"_blank\">aflo</a>:</p><blockquote><p>i hate when somebody posts some shit on here like &ldquo;it&rsquo;s gay as fuck for a man to eat breakfast&rdquo; because then im like well shit now i gotta start eating breakfast or i won&rsquo;t be gay anymore</p></blockquote><p>Gay as fuck to brush your teeth </p><p>Gay as fuck to drink water</p><p>Gay as fuck to eat a healthy snack</p><p>Gay as fuck to take a shower</p><p>Gay as fuck to practice your hobbies that make you happy</p><p>Gay as fuck to take care of yourself</p></blockquote><p>if i knew y'all were gonna positive-memes my post like this i would&rsquo;ve just hit discard draft</p></blockquote><p>Gay as fuck to study and do homework </p><p>Gay as fuck to find a job that&rsquo;s good for you</p><p>Gay as fuck to tell your friends you love them </p><p>Gay as fuck to take care of others as well as yourself</p></blockquote><p>Gay as fuck to end a toxic relationship of any kind</p><p>Gay as fuck to encourage a growth mindset in people and practice it yourself </p><p>Gay as fuck to get enough sleep</p><p>Gay as fuck to stand up for yourself and others </p><p>Gay as fuck to forgive yourself for your mistakes and learn from them</p></blockquote><p>please just call me a faggot</p></blockquote>"}