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The kalld of stcine

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THRONE OF CHAOSALT

Oh? Do I sit on the THRONE OF CHAOS? Are you my subject?

Yes, I am your loyal and loving subject.

okay my ruling as the LORD OF CHAOS is as follows:

post something silly

Does this mean I get to rule for now?

no but this is a silly post so you do get one commendation

Awesome. Can I keep the throne, or do you need to sit on it again?

I know I’ve got a lot of work to do before I’m worthy of sitting on the throne of the lord of chaos

the throne doesn’t dictate who is in charge and seeing as we’re chaotic, who fucking cares who sits on the throne? Take it.

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Okay, since I’m the ruler of the kalld of stcine, I need to address you, my loyal citizens!

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It is with an eternal sense of gratitude and honor that I accept you as my loyal subjects, and this post was dictated by the wisdom of your ruler, the LORD OF CHAOS so here is my decree:

Citizens, the chaotic throne has decreed you shall receive THREE DAYS PAID LEAVE from the labyrinth. Enjoy your time, and please be safe.

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