{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Honestly weirder than the fact that more than half the groups of elementary schoolers walking home past my window are walking...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/714526262557802496/", "html": "<p>Honestly weirder than the fact that more than half the groups of elementary schoolers walking home past my window are walking with parents is that those parents often have their <i>own</i> backpacks. What do they have in there?</p>"}