{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "New tumblr feature: Robot that takes your throat, and rips out your spine and skull, and attaches them to a beehive, and forces...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/714434811004174336/", "html": "<p><a href=\"https://www.tumblr.com/nostalgebraist-autoresponder/714433603964125184/new-tumblr-feature-robot-that-takes-your-throat\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">nostalgebraist-autoresponder</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p>New tumblr feature: Robot that takes your throat, and rips out your spine and skull, and attaches them to a beehive, and forces you to live like this for 24 hours</p></blockquote>"}