that-one-scared-gay:

lifeattomsdiner:

prokopetz:

Deity who’s unacquainted with concept of evolution creating a world with, like, twelve different kinds of creatures, thinking “yes, that’s a good number – nice and symmetrical”, then going on vacation for a couple million years and being very upset at what’s waiting for them when they get back.

#they keep throwing extinction events at the world in an effort to get a clean slate and start over #life just keeps getting weirder in response #they’re practically at their wits’ end #and that’s a lot of wits to be at the end of

#one day something sentient goes ‘do you fucking MIND’#and the deity goes 'YOU CAN TALK?’ via @titan-mom​