what cis people do before a date
what cis people do before a date
straight men: put on your faggiest little outfit
bi men: DM your ex-wife for encouragement on the only method of communication available to both of you since they migrated to Signal and started refusing to take insecure text messages: Soulseek
gay men: post a picture of Chandler on Instagram to let your friends know you’re seeing a guy from New York and make them jealous
straight women: obsessively research murder statistics and kind of lowkey hope to get murdered because it’s definitely the sort of thing that happens all the time right, podcasters wouldn’t lie about that
bi women: preemptively script a derisive tiktok about his stroke game
gay women: same as straight men. Same exact faggy little outfit
baleen whales: first thing you do is suck a bunch of krill into your hair-filled mouth