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He fucking what

he walked on water once and led the echidnas to the promised land

he also sacrificed himself when he was green and then was reborn by the will of god (also an echidna) without his powers

thats knuckles\u2019 empty grave after he rose again btw.

You . Were not kidding

not an actual microwave thats just what fans call it. it was actually called the chaos chamber, and knuckles\u2019 dad put his unhatched egg in there (without telling knuckles\u2019 mom) after a god projected images of the apocalypse into his mind while he slept and told him this was the only way to save the world. it gave knuckles superpowers basically

Eggman also tricked him into becoming a god again so he (Eggman) could turn Knuckles into an infinite energy source (it backfired). He also stripped his distant techno-cult cousins of all their augments and it caused a religious crisis for them.

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