{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Heinz has 57 varieties but whenever I go to the store I always get the same one. I feel like such a casual.", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/714069772862685184/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://squareallworthy.tumblr.com/post/714069646499774464/heinz-has-57-varieties-but-whenever-i-go-to-the\" target=\"_blank\">squareallworthy</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Heinz has 57 varieties but whenever I go to the store I always get the same one. I feel like such a casual.</p></blockquote>"}