shrine to the prophet of americana

talkinggorillabutler:

kontextmaschine:

dduane:

adamtheredbeard:

adamtheredbeard:

I can help you out with one, but not the other

cc: @petermorwood: should we bother getting one of these, or have we got a plain old sword we can repurpose? 😏 (…without destroying it, of course…)

Oh wait, I was wondering how I would keep using these smashing muscles after everything was done AND disappointed with trying to blunt-smash logs through a splitter wedge drill-secured into a stump…

Of course, this comes on my feed through uncle kontext “I wanted to be a lesbian when I grew up, and did it” machine

Like, I’m actually pretty distinct around here for not resolving things by becoming a lesbian when I grew up