{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "8th April 2023", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/714004143522693120/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://dduane.tumblr.com/post/709410869141962752/cc-petermorwood-should-we-bother-getting-one-of\" target=\"_blank\">dduane</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://adamtheredbeard.tumblr.com/post/706446580325154816/viking-wood-splitter-a-new-level-of-chopping\" target=\"_blank\">adamtheredbeard</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://adamtheredbeard.tumblr.com/post/706350579204669440\" target=\"_blank\">adamtheredbeard</a>:</p><blockquote><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"1024\" data-orig-width=\"576\" data-npf='{\"type\":\"video\",\"provider\":\"tumblr\",\"url\":\"/media/tumblr_rofdb4BRXF1rj0dqm_b9a5c9e77b0c.mp4\",\"media\":{\"url\":\"/media/tumblr_rofdb4BRXF1rj0dqm_b9a5c9e77b0c.mp4\",\"type\":\"video/mp4\",\"width\":576,\"height\":1024},\"poster\":[{\"url\":\"https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rofdb4BRXF1rj0dqm_frame1.jpg\",\"type\":\"image/jpeg\",\"width\":576,\"height\":1024}],\"filmstrip\":{\"url\":\"https://64.media.tumblr.com/previews/tumblr_rofdb4BRXF1rj0dqm_filmstrip.jpg\",\"type\":\"image/jpeg\",\"width\":2000,\"height\":357}}'><video controls=\"controls\" autoplay=\"autoplay\" playsinline=\"playsinline\" muted=\"muted\" poster=\"https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rofdb4BRXF1rj0dqm_frame1.jpg\"><source src=\"/media/tumblr_rofdb4BRXF1rj0dqm_b9a5c9e77b0c.mp4\" type=\"video/mp4\"></source></video></figure></blockquote><div class=\"npf_row\"><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"42\" data-orig-width=\"368\"><img src=\"/media/9177a7a8f48ac4ef9a008488cc60094be7edd618_c8bf14f8c768.jpg\" data-orig-height=\"42\" data-orig-width=\"368\" srcset=\"/media/84502bcb0affd4c321e5bd1d20430f88235dfe5e_0782ebfa38f8.jpg 75w, /media/89a3d442403add24912d8ac244bb660625da4a35_35ddaf313208.jpg 100w, /media/b6a2343de4cecb5aca215de0a1f41399c49028f7_1c1ec9f5b5ea.jpg 250w, /media/d68acdadb81ebf10ca27c82a74bcc2d46285ee59_52664348714b.jpg 368w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 368px) 100vw, 368px\"/></figure></div><p>I can help you out with one, but not the other</p><p class=\"npf_link\" data-npf='{\"type\":\"link\",\"url\":\"https://href.li/?https://vikingwoodsplitter.com/?v=7516fd43adaa\",\"display_url\":\"https://href.li/?https://vikingwoodsplitter.com/?v=7516fd43adaa\",\"title\":\"Viking Wood Splitter \u2013 A new level of chopping wood has arrived.\",\"site_name\":\"vikingwoodsplitter.com\"}'><a href=\"https://href.li/?https://vikingwoodsplitter.com/?v=7516fd43adaa\" target=\"_blank\">Viking Wood Splitter \u2013 A new level of chopping wood has arrived.</a></p></blockquote><p>cc: <a class=\"tumblelog\" href=\"https://tmblr.co/MFg5BsoLuF_mnUTVT66gDew\" target=\"_blank\">@petermorwood</a>: should we bother getting one of these, or have we got a plain old sword we can repurpose? \ud83d\ude0f (\u2026without destroying it, of course\u2026)</p></blockquote>\n<p>Oh wait, I was wondering how I would keep using these smashing muscles after everything was done AND disappointed with trying to blunt-smash logs through a splitter wedge drill-secured into a stump\u2026</p>", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/9177a7a8f48ac4ef9a008488cc60094be7edd618_c8bf14f8c768.jpg", "thumbnail_width": 368, "thumbnail_height": 42}