{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "i love battleships named after the shittiest landlocked states in the US\u00a0", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/713975490966372353/", "html": "<p><a href=\"https://coolyo294.tumblr.com/post/713963824489938944/coolyo294-i-love-battleships-named-after-the\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">coolyo294</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a href=\"https://coolyo294.tumblr.com/post/713960273619386368/i-love-battleships-named-after-the-shittiest\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">coolyo294</a>:</p><blockquote><p>i love battleships named after the shittiest landlocked states in the US\u00a0</p></blockquote>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"226\" data-orig-width=\"880\"><img src=\"/media/798e35df21d042bec00ca1e5a4c2926d89b821ae_307e2763d37a.png\" data-orig-height=\"226\" data-orig-width=\"880\"/></figure><p>\ud83e\udd88\ud83d\ude24</p></blockquote>\n<p>USS Indianapolis (the WWII one) was a cruiser.</p><p>Cruisers were (and now, some attack subs and littoral and beach-storming ships are) named for US cities, battleships were (and boomer and also attack subs are) named for states.</p><p>Cruisers are now named for famous historic battles, and aircraft carriers for historic leaders (presidents, WWII Pacific commander Chester Nimitz, or Representative Carl Vinson, who arranged the Navy&rsquo;s mid-20th century buildup from Newt Gingrich&rsquo;s landlocked Georgia district)</p><p>Jimmy Carter, who was a submariner, is a submarine. </p>", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/798e35df21d042bec00ca1e5a4c2926d89b821ae_307e2763d37a.png", "thumbnail_width": 540, "thumbnail_height": 139}