{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "What if the toys in toy story went to a catholic woman\u2019s house and all of her figurines of crucified jesus started screaming out...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/713800678319013888/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://larkstonguesinaspicpart1.tumblr.com/post/637579683459907584/what-if-the-toys-in-toy-story-went-to-a-catholic\" target=\"_blank\">larkstonguesinaspicpart1</a>:</p><blockquote><p>What if the toys in toy story went to a catholic woman\u2019s house and all of her figurines of crucified jesus started screaming out in endless pain whenever she left the room </p></blockquote>"}