{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Yeah, I'm not making it out for my birthday tonight, that yard work wiped me.\nThis is, amusingly, a pretty good synecdoche of...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/713277707595759616/", "html": "<p>Yeah, I&rsquo;m not making it out for my birthday tonight, that yard work wiped me.</p><p>This is, amusingly, a pretty good synecdoche of where I&rsquo;m at at 40.</p>"}