{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Aaaay, it's my 40th birthday!\nThe only one of my grandparents that didn't live past 80 died of heart issues that would be...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/713248012469714944/", "html": "<p>Aaaay, it&rsquo;s my 40th birthday!</p><p>The only one of my grandparents that didn&rsquo;t live past 80 died of heart issues that would be trivially treatable today, so this probably isn&rsquo;t even midlife!</p>"}