{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Level 1: The Phantom Menace is the first Star Wars film because it's chronologically the earliest.\nLevel 2: The Phantom Menace...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/713104661319663616/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://prokopetz.tumblr.com/post/713103820421513216/level-1-the-phantom-menace-is-the-first-star-wars\" target=\"_blank\">prokopetz</a>:</p><blockquote><p><b>Level 1:</b> <i>The Phantom Menace</i> is the first <i>Star Wars</i> film because it&rsquo;s chronologically the earliest.</p><p><b>Level 2:</b> <i>The Phantom Menace</i> is the fourth <i>Star Wars</i> film because it was made after the original trilogy.</p><p><b>Level 3:</b> <i>The Phantom Menace</i> is the sixth <i>Star Wars</i> film because, in addition to the original trilogy, <i>The Ewok Adventure</i> (1984) and <i>Ewoks: The Battle For Endor</i> (1985) also precede it in production order.</p><p><b>Level 4:</b> <i>The Phantom Menace</i> is the seventh <i>Star Wars</i> film because in this household we acknowledge the <i>Star Wars Holiday Special</i>.</p></blockquote>\n<p>Who the fuck recognizes the holiday special but not the Ewoks and Droids Adventure Hour?</p>"}