{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Ladies and gentlemen, I've uncovered the shocking truth, and I have to tell you about it right now! Tumblr, that bastion of...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/713072847078227968/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://eightyonekilograms.tumblr.com/post/713060158676336640/ladies-and-gentlemen-ive-uncovered-the-shocking\" target=\"_blank\">eightyonekilograms</a>:</p><blockquote><div class=\"npf_row\"><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"581\" data-orig-width=\"990\"><img src=\"/media/91366e1884bc32e1fa8ddba4988d7a65d0810d05_d7322e6b425a.png\" data-orig-height=\"581\" data-orig-width=\"990\" srcset=\"/media/0b5a583ea18b2440a70d22e9663c85f95d81d0f8_01b4bdd9caf5.png 75w, /media/53835cb583979db5133e4e6dd9e2c61bcffb54ec_951f8f06f168.png 100w, /media/5f560ba3e79e9b1b202e20648791c6da11eded16_064e241d4e96.png 250w, /media/06da94778dcae565119406314a84c8a724aab867_cd6bed747056.png 400w, /media/a62ffb0b13d3e19bef6a1d57daa197f2bb19c4cb_254daac5f92c.png 500w, /media/4ec6e87ac0ea273576ec6e74514bbc9d9becd9d5_26bd6df587e4.png 540w, /media/91366e1884bc32e1fa8ddba4988d7a65d0810d05_d7322e6b425a.png 640w, /media/62e7c2ad6f23a2d3f6d67b2ae92f1992a7d869ee_d965f4615ced.png 990w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 990px) 100vw, 990px\"/></figure></div><p>Ladies and gentlemen, I&rsquo;ve uncovered the shocking truth, and I have to tell you about it right now! Tumblr, that bastion of degeneracy, they used to be all about yaoi \u2013 everywhere you looked, yaoi this, yaoi that, everything was dudes kissing. But now, it&rsquo;s all yuri! Everything is yuri! Yuri as far as the eye can see! And do you know why this is happening? It&rsquo;s because of the plastics in the water! That&rsquo;s right, folks, the globalists have been poisoning our water supply with plastics, and it&rsquo;s turning our precious internet culture upside down!</p></blockquote>", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/91366e1884bc32e1fa8ddba4988d7a65d0810d05_d7322e6b425a.png", "thumbnail_width": 640, "thumbnail_height": 376}