{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Stepladders were invented so that people could get away with fucking a ladder in a porno.", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/712988615162183680/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://boringkate.tumblr.com/post/710970560300072960/stepladders-were-invented-so-that-people-could-get\" target=\"_blank\">boringkate</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Stepladders were invented so that people could get away with fucking a ladder in a porno.</p></blockquote>"}