{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "List of United States Senators Who Can Recognize Both F1nnster And Bell Delphine By Sight.", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/712900653999063040/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://cryptotheism.tumblr.com/post/712070232069586944/me-senator-do-you-recognize-any-of-the\" target=\"_blank\">cryptotheism</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://cryptotheism.tumblr.com/post/712069934150189056/list-of-united-states-senators-who-can-recognize\" target=\"_blank\">cryptotheism</a>:</p><blockquote><p>List of United States Senators Who Can Recognize Both F1nnster And Bell Delphine By Sight. </p></blockquote><p>Me: Senator, do you recognize any of the individuals in this image?</p><p>Senator: &ldquo;no&rdquo;</p><p>Government Oracle wearing a gas mask full of the ideal ratio of air and holy methane fumes: &ldquo;False.&rdquo;</p></blockquote>"}