{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "i went to the boardwalk today and convinced my dear sweet friends to go on the log flume ride and we got into the wet log and...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/712830024912371712/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://sleepnoises.tumblr.com/post/712828392160002049/i-went-to-the-boardwalk-today-and-convinced-my\" target=\"_blank\">sleepnoises</a>:</p><blockquote><p>i went to the boardwalk today and convinced my dear sweet friends to go on the <a href=\"https://blog.beachboardwalk.com/nadm-loggers-revenge/\" target=\"_blank\">log flume ride</a> and we got into the wet log and trundled up fifty five feet into the air and went about a little wet winding path above the park and then we saw that right before the Big Wet Drop there was stationed a ride employee, up there with us, i assume watching to see that people were secure in their logs before they flumed fifty five feet back down to earth (wetly) </p><p>and i, brain off due to Fear of Wet Drop, delighted by sheer surprise, said to this gentleman &ldquo;hi! do you like your job?&rdquo; </p><p>and he said, pretty nonchalant or perhaps nonplussed,</p><p>&ldquo;No&rdquo;</p><p>and I said &ldquo;I&rsquo;m sorry to hear that!&rdquo; and then hurtled forever out of his life</p></blockquote>"}