{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "https://twitter.com/komaniecki_r/status/1638209599873449988?s=46&t=kvJFP3BjKnMEl5NO2bJUMA", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/712823895571513344/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://hunter-rodrigez.tumblr.com/post/712694763109875712/i-also-need-a-mine-clearing-vehicle-that-doubles\" target=\"_blank\">hunter-rodrigez</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://hotvampireadjacent.tumblr.com/post/712575758567178240/httpstwittercomkomanieckirstatus16382095998\" target=\"_blank\">hotvampireadjacent</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a href=\"https://twitter.com/komaniecki_r/status/1638209599873449988?s=46&amp;t=kvJFP3BjKnMEl5NO2bJUMA\" target=\"_blank\">https://twitter.com/komaniecki_r/status/1638209599873449988?s=46&amp;t=kvJFP3BjKnMEl5NO2bJUMA</a> </p><div class=\"npf_row\"><div><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"1314\" data-orig-width=\"1096\"><img src=\"/media/eabc1dccba23b188d9b2d3a203622d3ed03c6faf_55142ff381b3.jpg\" data-orig-height=\"1314\" data-orig-width=\"1096\" alt=\"Me: I need a &quot;personal massager&quot;\nHitachi: No problem, here's our Magic Wand. Anything else?\nMe: You wouldn't happen to know where I can get a 20-ton industrial crawler excavator would you?\nHitachi: You're not gonna believe this pic.twitter.com/IPvNHjYduD\n\n\u2014 Robert Komaniecki (@Komaniecki_R) March 21, 2023\" srcset=\"/media/807f3ace4030520eef1704b766ff497bf8f07352_4c2f1a4a7f4d.jpg 75w, /media/f669e6417b48360faabc0fb583e8455af6554a2a_255eb17f4212.jpg 100w, /media/b64a413fe3122bd55d4005a68501c51e778168bc_d9d506dee312.jpg 250w, /media/6e09c8130f3092e8be63861137f65364d7965a7e_be386eba63b9.jpg 400w, /media/a6ba5c482a2a84097b8359b316699b088f0b4312_87c76d08c6c9.jpg 500w, /media/89dcb19d3babd28f48ce5aa5d0188d9eef81a12b_eeaa068cf070.jpg 540w, /media/eabc1dccba23b188d9b2d3a203622d3ed03c6faf_55142ff381b3.jpg 640w, /media/b1b8261d51ba011c411216e8c5613f68715dedf3_06b0d611dc8b.jpg 1096w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1096px) 100vw, 1096px\"><span class=\"tmblr-alt-text-helper\">ALT</span></figure><p class=\"tmblr-attribution\"><a href=\"https://twitter.com/komaniecki_r/status/1638209599873449988\" class=\"post_info_link post_source_app\" _target=\"blank\" rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\">View on Twitter</a></p></div></div></blockquote><p>I also need a mine clearing vehicle that doubles as a missile launcher&hellip;</p><p>Hitachi: &ldquo;Boy, it&rsquo;s your lucky day.&rdquo;</p><div class=\"npf_row\"><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"1027\" data-orig-width=\"800\"><img src=\"/media/8b82b9fd96d957810fee165ed1b42780ee4b6a23_217a1296fd88.jpg\" data-orig-height=\"1027\" data-orig-width=\"800\" srcset=\"/media/226217621e163e3a2d1d0aa6713aea69cca83151_3a813bc68644.jpg 75w, /media/2a07fa4671792088bcca55b10d8d48b36b865c76_05e575e402b8.jpg 100w, /media/46129d00f5620771881001d870ef1e060ccdb8ea_1ff594b9d36a.jpg 250w, /media/61fff0c8acfb2a7b9c66ef0baa8c55c5def27184_ff9a6c1c692b.jpg 400w, /media/a5475ccd964ec7c51c9136a56bee310e58a7ba99_9b520c77210c.jpg 500w, /media/d904667ec2c84620715c85b96a670037c8ac1d72_aa9b1eeefab9.jpg 540w, /media/8b82b9fd96d957810fee165ed1b42780ee4b6a23_217a1296fd88.jpg 640w, /media/22b00bf5235977d0dbf188395cacca854952ce43_071bc865dc84.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\"/></figure></div></blockquote>", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/eabc1dccba23b188d9b2d3a203622d3ed03c6faf_55142ff381b3.jpg", "thumbnail_width": 640, "thumbnail_height": 767}