{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "i accidentally said the phrase \u201cpenis friday\u201d around my parents and i didn\u2019t think much of it until today i wanted new underwear...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/712707083379867648/", "html": "<div class=\"question\"><strong>Anonymous</strong> asked: <p>i accidentally said the phrase \u201cpenis friday\u201d around my parents and i didn\u2019t think much of it until today i wanted new underwear and i said \u201ci\u2019m tempted to get the cucumber-patterned ones\u201d and my mom said \u201coh come on it\u2019s not even penis friday\u201d</p></div>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://kiiingsnake.tumblr.com/post/645456932039245824/i-accidentally-said-the-phrase-penis-friday\" target=\"_blank\">kiiingsnake</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://kiiingsnake.tumblr.com/post/644839776589168640/i-accidentally-said-the-phrase-penis-friday\" target=\"_blank\">kiiingsnake</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://damicantcope-deactivated2025101.tumblr.com/post/644419684878434304/i-accidentally-said-the-phrase-penis-friday\" target=\"_blank\">damicantcope-deactivated2025101</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://damicantcope-deactivated2025101.tumblr.com/post/644414015324504064/i-accidentally-said-the-phrase-penis-friday\">damicantcope-deactivated2025101</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote><h1>HAKDHWKFHWKDHD ANON WHAT</h1></blockquote><div class=\"npf_row\"><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"625\" data-orig-width=\"720\"><img src=\"/media/2e372addf20443837882e6938027883ceade63d8_3e2f33fe0711.png\" data-orig-height=\"625\" data-orig-width=\"720\" srcset=\"/media/d32086a904329e6d397216503bfd707f88a858e5_75387935f714.png 75w, /media/7d6fbddb7f8f34cf119f0d37abe0424e75bfc70c_db8dbb46aa2a.png 100w, /media/3d9f49ee546e1e8848f442ed7460bc5dfb9b67db_f06630fc1a80.png 250w, /media/bce70b62fbefc41c707d7b8128ce621f70150e49_5423665409f3.png 400w, /media/5170265ec4e98bc2d302135c49f4c98bc2d12ff9_c20bb6ece976.png 500w, /media/b7497e7fa8110e6e4bc15369f2ae185e61629192_57d5ab978ac3.png 540w, /media/2e372addf20443837882e6938027883ceade63d8_3e2f33fe0711.png 640w, /media/5052b20cfab6369bcb57aad8ed2499ae31ce701e_5b6325681645.png 720w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\"/></figure></div><h2>this has broken me</h2></blockquote><p>happy penis friday yall</p></blockquote><p>guess what day it is </p></blockquote>", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/2e372addf20443837882e6938027883ceade63d8_3e2f33fe0711.png", "thumbnail_width": 640, "thumbnail_height": 556}