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fruityyamenrunner:

kontextmaschine:

me: when you finish getting thin you should hire a photographer for a cheesecake photo shoot to show off to your friends

also me: but that costs money

me: you’re rich

also me: but to make that happen I’d have to talk to people

me: you don’t have social anxiety anymore

also me: holy shit, I should get cheesecake photos done

you don’t identify as masc enough for them to be beefcake, or that just isn’t a term in your working horny vocabulary?

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I mean the “them” here is me, but no, I guess “beefcake” might’ve been what I meant, I’m no twink

(ed: oh no “them” was the photos)

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