{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Fuckin' porch pirate just banged on my bedroom window, standing in my backyard, holding an Amazon package of mine, asking for a...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/712343467353948161/", "html": "<p>Fuckin&rsquo; porch pirate just banged on my bedroom window, standing in my backyard, holding an Amazon package of mine, asking for a light.</p><p>He had some fuckin gaudy leprechaun shirt like Jesse Breaking Bad and a small shamrock tattooed by the corner of an eye, I was like &ldquo;wow I&rsquo;m not sure I&rsquo;ve been exposed to this kind of white boy grody since they played Everlast on the radio&rdquo;</p>"}