{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "God, now they're playing Madonna's \"Material Girl\" and\u2026 wait, the fuck am I still doing at the supermarket?", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/711637558374875136/", "html": "<p>God, now they&rsquo;re playing Madonna&rsquo;s &ldquo;Material Girl&rdquo; and\u2026 wait, the fuck am I still doing at the supermarket?</p>"}