{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Kinda crazy how my first cellphone didn't have a camera or internet and 17 years later this thing knows more about me than I do...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/711206343950876672/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://kleefkruid.tumblr.com/post/711052714587586560/my-parents-we-bought-you-a-cellphone-so-you-can\" target=\"_blank\">kleefkruid</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://kleefkruid.tumblr.com/post/711051567832367105/kinda-crazy-how-my-first-cellphone-didnt-have-a\" target=\"_blank\">kleefkruid</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Kinda crazy how my first cellphone didn&rsquo;t have a camera or internet and 17 years later this thing knows more about me than I do and gives people brand new mental ilnesses. </p></blockquote><p><b>my parents: </b>&ldquo;We bought you a cellphone so you can contact us if your bike gets a flat tire on your way to school!&rdquo;</p><p><i><span style=\"color: #ff4930\"><b>Cursed Artifact</b> (common item) has been added to your inventory</span></i></p></blockquote>"}