{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "My guy thinks that hostile takeover means if he gets fucking killed on the way to the bathroom the killer gets the company.", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/711200915017924608/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/ajoofsthered-deactivated2023050/711078323963478016\" target=\"_blank\">ajoofsthered-deactivated2023050</a>:</p><blockquote><div class=\"npf_row\"><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"938\" data-orig-width=\"750\"><img src=\"/media/c08b5d26eb5b6545c077dc11640eb2bff60f2bcd_74efa6d02108.jpg\" data-orig-height=\"938\" data-orig-width=\"750\" srcset=\"/media/373457bb019e64b6cd6df7908c4908488adeac3a_01d4da012810.jpg 75w, /media/1a7b9e334619cc4374d5896883814a6fc95332c2_20ede19bba45.jpg 100w, /media/c5610cc54d4a96617f7100a0dd232378e4821b28_10f56f4ec1ea.jpg 250w, /media/4162e72f9ad87dcf40a5b3e70026b7150b526b89_9737389a3afd.jpg 400w, /media/f4eab231a4cdba72da0092a3f8dd268439f04621_ae1715067f32.jpg 500w, /media/e2891a73094f96dc93f3988670ce43a3e1db3c32_76961b6baa10.jpg 540w, /media/c08b5d26eb5b6545c077dc11640eb2bff60f2bcd_74efa6d02108.jpg 640w, /media/9945717a69b2321899f29d24d7cfa79feb9710ba_6dcd9982d9ed.jpg 750w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 750px) 100vw, 750px\"/></figure></div><p>My guy thinks that hostile takeover means if he gets fucking killed on the way to the bathroom the killer gets the company. </p></blockquote>\n<figure data-orig-height=\"300\" data-orig-width=\"214\"><img src=\"/media/20f834e38f8668c88a8a24d4e7a025d97a319b3b_602aa51df37a.jpg\" data-orig-height=\"300\" data-orig-width=\"214\" srcset=\"/media/6cc1e86b76685812894945584aef2b8f116f15d1_75232307dbb0.jpg 75w, /media/fe06201b23edb5f9454e440498d8f0d145cbae05_732f79a11f0b.jpg 100w, /media/f9476d702efdf82796b33bf8041d38327be0240b_8ba34689def5.jpg 214w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 214px) 100vw, 214px\"/></figure>", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/c08b5d26eb5b6545c077dc11640eb2bff60f2bcd_74efa6d02108.jpg", "thumbnail_width": 640, "thumbnail_height": 800}