{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Everyone always talks about flying cars this and flying cars that.\nWhen the only futuristic gadget I want that doesn't exist yet...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/711174662219071488/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://str0kethebigtree-deactivated202.tumblr.com/post/690158871370743808\" target=\"_blank\">str0kethebigtree-deactivated202</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://thefloatingstone.tumblr.com/post/685683738720518144/everyone-always-talks-about-flying-cars-this-and\" target=\"_blank\">thefloatingstone</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Everyone always talks about flying cars this and flying cars that.</p><p>When the only futuristic gadget I want that doesn&rsquo;t exist yet when it SHOULD are those cup noodles from Cowboy bebop where you just pull the tag at the bottom of it and the noodles are instantly warmed.</p><div class=\"npf_row\"><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"245\" data-orig-width=\"500\"><img src=\"/media/f2f5e9532dab24d0cb2efeaa58cd6ca57aeb5dd1_ff545f12cc59.gif\" data-orig-height=\"245\" data-orig-width=\"500\" srcset=\"/media/c97c4a4e65431e29e1f566c1900d1d89b8f26f3a_c6b1840df787.gif 75w, /media/ea3163e33b21060a43817d8341e5fe76649f505a_1f6d05acb5ca.gif 100w, /media/992fbf983bafdcacda7e014ad1592bd12b716d2e_7781afa4f0eb.gif 250w, /media/2082b69bc22a1b04ee38f5fcfbf1627ef533024d_7e0023c9d7d9.gif 400w, /media/5a34c2deb1e89e85ed4936260959385afddda288_7a7c43867097.gif 500w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\"/></figure></div><div class=\"npf_row\"><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"257\" data-orig-width=\"500\"><img src=\"/media/0bd649d764ef3ae0692db0a832e1030c16e4bb8b_d3e511011594.gif\" data-orig-height=\"257\" data-orig-width=\"500\" srcset=\"/media/e3231690143830e7ca1242565c93fa519913c2df_a5f635c9972c.gif 75w, /media/433c6965d1bf6d215516eccca87caefee849855d_c55071b2a928.gif 100w, /media/ee9d1fccb955e30f05e85570ee92146df809383c_4edb64d2d013.gif 250w, /media/b1cbcdb10807a3c0c871640ae539afff99ea9b79_e112a8d7d7e1.gif 400w, /media/56e873e3907b17c961f16dd916678a230c4b1ca6_438e29879507.gif 500w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\"/></figure></div><p>where is the future I was promised?</p></blockquote><p>i want this to be real so i can remove the chemical heating elements from a pack of cup noodles and use them to make pipe bombs </p></blockquote>\n<p>Oh, that&rsquo;s a good crafting pathway for a cyberpunk game</p>", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/f2f5e9532dab24d0cb2efeaa58cd6ca57aeb5dd1_ff545f12cc59.gif", "thumbnail_width": 500, "thumbnail_height": 245}