{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "guy at urinal: AHHHH!!! AHHHHHHHUGGGGHHH!\nguy next to him wearing wraparound shades talking into his Bluetooth: Yeah i\u2019m peeing...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/711002651879522304/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://foreveriallyzombified.tumblr.com/post/707537715484377088\" target=\"_blank\">foreveriallyzombified</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://foreveriallyzombified.tumblr.com/post/707513244778184704/guy-at-urinal-ahhhh-ahhhhhhhugggghhh-guy-next\" target=\"_blank\">foreveriallyzombified</a>:</p><blockquote><p>guy at urinal: AHHHH!!! AHHHHHHHUGGGGHHH!</p><p>guy next to him wearing wraparound shades talking into his Bluetooth: Yeah i\u2019m peeing at a urinal right now. Yeah. The noise is the guy next to me. Yeah, he\u2019s peeing too. Yeah. Peeing so hard he\u2019s screaming</p></blockquote><div class=\"npf_row\"><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"180\" data-orig-width=\"872\"><img src=\"/media/dc10d54ec845ac6f9d80c1b8fef40fc5cc54fee6_e58c60095e0f.jpg\" data-orig-height=\"180\" data-orig-width=\"872\" srcset=\"/media/3799a524f359dc2a4cfae69e39822aa04f06e3c0_e01a05a3deb9.jpg 75w, /media/6b2c8e86afa18ef60458c48801ded38498f93821_c7307d7f4137.jpg 100w, /media/9a27ba31759387c175181a4e2bff20ad75665830_e4e9f2b9b87f.jpg 250w, /media/5977e0ee6879f2d78c95baa34ee818ed2c3573e4_a0b0a5853da9.jpg 400w, /media/3fe9fb8cfdd7851cf577d64075c7302ed1dc7496_830aefc8fd83.jpg 500w, /media/9f8fb2ba4431fd339ed3a27ee2603b4f20e924f2_1a27344f121b.jpg 540w, /media/dc10d54ec845ac6f9d80c1b8fef40fc5cc54fee6_e58c60095e0f.jpg 640w, /media/5bc85f713ffc193b33b167e267d2afd55f210b60_d2fc70c55ac2.jpg 872w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 872px) 100vw, 872px\"/></figure></div><p>genuinely shaken to my core because this is one of the bathrooms i was actually imagining this possibly taking place in</p></blockquote>", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/dc10d54ec845ac6f9d80c1b8fef40fc5cc54fee6_e58c60095e0f.jpg", "thumbnail_width": 640, "thumbnail_height": 132}