{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "government PSA in the year 2038 after the discovery that canola oil is poisonous", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/711002283345903616/", "html": "

classicmeevs:

\u201cGoing to eat some canola? You may as well be eating granola\u201d (this is 5 years after granola is also found to have been poisonous)

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If we wanted to sour its reputation we could just start calling it “rapeseed oil” like everyone else (“Canola” originally meant “Canadian oil, low acid”)

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