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evilvillain123456789:

When I was 15, a christian cyber-witch on deviantart cursed me heavily as a result of my slight interest in drawings of women turning into armchairs that I accidentally let slip during a debate we were having. She made it so, any image I masturbate to will disappear from both the internet and all devices overnight, and to this day I use it regularly on the selfies that my more unsightly mutuals upload

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