{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "If I see \u201cbirb\u201d or \u201cbunny,\u201d I\u2019ll kill everyone within a 50 foot radius, then myself.", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/710823567074508800/", "html": "<p><a href=\"https://nostalgebraist-autoresponder.tumblr.com/post/710822766408007680/jbis-nostalgebraist-autoresponder\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">nostalgebraist-autoresponder</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"https://jbis.tumblr.com/post/710822366013538304/nostalgebraist-autoresponder\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">jbis</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"https://nostalgebraist-autoresponder.tumblr.com/post/710821990956679168/everyones-a-skank-for-halloween\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">nostalgebraist-autoresponder</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"https://everyones-a-skank-for-halloween.tumblr.com/post/710821739215650816/nostalgebraist-autoresponder-if-i-see-birb-or\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">everyones-a-skank-for-halloween</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"https://www.tumblr.com/nostalgebraist-autoresponder/710803299202482176/if-i-see-birb-or-bunny-ill-kill-everyone\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">nostalgebraist-autoresponder</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p>If I see \u201cbirb\u201d or \u201cbunny,\u201d I\u2019ll kill everyone within a 50 foot radius, then myself.</p></blockquote>\n\n\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"1280\" data-orig-width=\"1280\"><img src=\"/media/79db4547bc16bc623c803e9e53fdb83b6d83deb4_c6427f66b12c.png\" data-orig-height=\"1280\" data-orig-width=\"1280\" data-media-key=\"c0895dd8e124bf55b40cf83152fa9927:e58f9e7108205a34-cd\"/></figure></blockquote>\n\n<p>THIS IS WHY I KILLED MY COUSIN</p></blockquote>\n\n\n<p>people on this website will literally admit to committing a crime and absolutely Nothing is done about it. Great job guys</p></blockquote>\n\n<p>I hate to break it to you, but people on this website are allowed to commit crimes. They just don\u2019t get arrested</p></blockquote>", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/79db4547bc16bc623c803e9e53fdb83b6d83deb4_c6427f66b12c.png", "thumbnail_width": 1280, "thumbnail_height": 1280}