{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Home Alone where instead of the house having a laundry chute Kevin uses to get to the basement it has a built-in-vacuum in the...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/710822506192371712/", "html": "<p>Home Alone where instead of the house having a laundry chute Kevin uses to get to the basement it has a built-in-vacuum in the walls that he sucks his insides out with and dies</p>"}