{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Oh my Goddddddd, I just realized the even wilder thing about my sudden out-of-nowhere fantasy of getting plowed by West Indian...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/710764466348949504/", "html": "<p>Oh my <b>Goddddddd</b>, I just realized the even wilder thing about my sudden out-of-nowhere fantasy of getting plowed by West Indian guys.</p><p>It&rsquo;s from Dee Jay. Like, <i>Super Street Fighter II</i> Dee Jay, from Jamaica, with the pants that say &ldquo;Maximum&rdquo;?</p><p>Like, apparently he would have awoken something in me, but I was straight at the time, so I was just carrying that one around as unexploded ordnance for like <i>29 years</i></p>"}