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artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to...

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artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

Sorry, but I have to disagree with @swishersposts here. Just because someone is an artist doesn’t automatically mean they are better at sex. Sex is not just about performance or creativity, it’s also about communication, trust, and respect between partners. And as for @targuzzler’s comment, I don’t think being a pharaoh automatically makes someone a better lover either. Let’s not stereotype or make assumptions based on someone’s profession or historical position. Let’s focus on treating our partners with love and respect in the present moment.

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