{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "stop posting this kinda shit my vestigial fish brain wanna go home", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/710304236196577280/", "html": "\n<video  id='embed-69bf36ffbe39f098729615' class='crt-video crt-skin-default' width='500' height='889' poster='https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rav290Osjj1xgom7z_smart1.jpg' preload='none' muted data-crt-video data-crt-options='{\"autoheight\":null,\"duration\":15,\"hdUrl\":false,\"filmstrip\":{\"url\":\"https://64.media.tumblr.com/previews/tumblr_rav290Osjj1xgom7z_filmstrip.jpg\",\"width\":\"200\",\"height\":\"357\"}}' crossOrigin='anonymous' controls>\n    <source src=\"/media/tumblr_rav290Osjj1xgom7z_480_60013fc5932a.mp4\" type=\"video/mp4\">\n</video>\n\n<p><a href=\"https://somethingusefulfromflorida.tumblr.com/post/691989453008437248/teaboot-stop-posting-this-kinda-shit-my\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">somethingusefulfromflorida</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a href=\"https://teaboot.tumblr.com/post/691912280002248704/stop-posting-this-kinda-shit-my-vestigial-fish\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">teaboot</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p>stop posting this kinda shit my vestigial fish brain wanna go home</p></blockquote>\n\n\n<p>I fill my pockets with rocks and walk into the sea, but all it does it pull my pants down and I float harmlessly and pantslessly to the surface</p></blockquote>"}