{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "I regret to inform you that American Girl's latest dolls are from that ye olde historical setting of *1999*\ni feel my sanity...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/710111597185597440/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://birdrhetorics.tumblr.com/post/710007550700044289/oh-no\" target=\"_blank\">birdrhetorics</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://thegirlwholied.tumblr.com/post/709990415695331328/i-regret-to-inform-you-that-american-girls-latest\" target=\"_blank\">thegirlwholied</a>:</p><blockquote><p>I regret to inform you that American Girl&rsquo;s latest dolls are from that ye olde historical setting of *1999*</p><div class=\"npf_row\"><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"765\" data-orig-width=\"1080\"><img src=\"/media/ab8a442b361e4354fc83406f566894e353e6478c_16473746ff5f.jpg\" data-orig-height=\"765\" data-orig-width=\"1080\" srcset=\"/media/5fe431dedbb8359fe2c2d8d49fd177e68715ccb4_50ff05f392f0.jpg 75w, /media/5294ce261dd3220f59f6ebb9a80552a81b2bf151_9e991aae60e9.jpg 100w, /media/0d3708efecf7b0a192b5e358f648a702ac5133f8_b52f22b18bb7.jpg 250w, /media/84e4af92508533db72649b99d44b60078144af38_211c9834d72f.jpg 400w, /media/11cd6422a8dd8dea499eeb89b1d7d7cca704ac1b_446bfbd60e16.jpg 500w, /media/c2d6a49a5cfab245af699b9d9f78732ca42c4476_d8306ead5b94.jpg 540w, /media/ab8a442b361e4354fc83406f566894e353e6478c_16473746ff5f.jpg 640w, /media/a0d899b15bac45b16bd3e74f58c528d5f3b3b4c9_4d15cfe66d8b.jpg 1080w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 1080px\"/></figure></div><div class=\"npf_row\"><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"1747\" data-orig-width=\"1080\"><img src=\"/media/c693a3328cf9ccfe8b329f5ab53ffa37b6b98547_3356c6884fc3.jpg\" data-orig-height=\"1747\" data-orig-width=\"1080\" srcset=\"/media/6c0ab4fe4184e0f57349622a50107b1074300a46_78bd7ccb0a33.jpg 75w, /media/726635487d64b0957f921409a5f62cd122ea8262_5e0fa3970d36.jpg 100w, /media/fd494a862e3e19284f07c13e33a8c544260ea766_1a9bbc1958b9.jpg 247w, /media/2af7deba54a484cc4c0792553eefc4c3ef5e3a8d_a5a83483e464.jpg 371w, /media/7380b02219cc64798452e013f9789d35c60f751f_d352167200b1.jpg 464w, /media/51ae441a0a11548ff2c0b8bd6ffb353dea3e1368_f249cfe4041a.jpg 501w, /media/c693a3328cf9ccfe8b329f5ab53ffa37b6b98547_3356c6884fc3.jpg 593w, /media/143c7cd20fb373a7aff27fe33c6ed967fd226638_c8409c773953.jpg 1080w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 1080px\"/></figure></div><p>i feel my sanity slipping</p></blockquote><p>OH NO</p></blockquote>", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/ab8a442b361e4354fc83406f566894e353e6478c_16473746ff5f.jpg", "thumbnail_width": 640, "thumbnail_height": 453}