{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "I DIDN\u2019T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/710047632393961472/", "html": "<img src=\"/media/tumblr_lk6cqxepeb1qgx8pbo1_640_492d6965fa43.jpg\" />\n<p><a href=\"https://brightlotusmoon.tumblr.com/post/700674924791070720/sirtroyofbaker-balalaikaboss-ejacutastic\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">brightlotusmoon</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http://sirtroyofbaker.tumblr.com/post/31684914160/balalaikaboss-ejacutastic-i-didnt-learn\" target=\"_blank\">sirtroyofbaker</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http://balalaikaboss.tumblr.com/post/25315636257/ejacutastic-i-didnt-learn-about-this-in\" target=\"_blank\">balalaikaboss</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http://ejacutastic.tumblr.com/post/25284806661/i-didnt-learn-about-this-in-driving-school\" target=\"_blank\">ejacutastic</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>I DIDN\u2019T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL</p>\n</blockquote>\n<p>Stop says the red light, go says the green</p>\n<p>Wait says the yellow light,\u00a0twinkling in between.\u00a0</p>\n<p>KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT<br/>WITH ITS EYE OF COAL\u00a0<br/>SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE\u00a0<br/>AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL</p>\n</blockquote>\n<p>THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY</p>\n</blockquote>\n\n\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"1128\" data-orig-width=\"1079\"><img src=\"/media/aea26908b0e0795f45cb7e36361a415680022867_255987b1b490.jpg\" data-orig-height=\"1128\" data-orig-width=\"1079\" data-media-key=\"e4586b391bf0aa5682527fec88b7284c:3dd6b51ef5f26b81-87\"/></figure><p><a class=\"tumblelog\" href=\"https://tmblr.co/MfATvznq7PYwDsoMXT6Se7Q\" target=\"_blank\">@irritatedlifeguard</a> I agree with your tags.</p></blockquote>", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/tumblr_lk6cqxepeb1qgx8pbo1_640_492d6965fa43.jpg", "thumbnail_width": 550, "thumbnail_height": 391}