txttletale:

now listen if you reblog someone’s post that’s obviously a joke about a niche topic and smugly inform them ‘OP you’ve just invented [thing they were obviously joking about]’ because you assume they couldnt possibly have that obscure knowledge then you should be covered with [advisor comes up and whispers something solemnly in my ear] uh oh sorry everyone theyre shutting down the department of decreeing comically hyperbolic punishments for annoying internet behaviours. yeah we’re all fired. it’s because of austerity yeah. yeah they’re goping to be outsourcing all this to the private sector. im going to replaced with a mckinsey consultant